My sock puppet keeps me company in waiting rooms. It also keeps strangers from sitting next to me so win/win really.
Has anyone ever noticed that drive through ATMs have Braille on all the buttons? Who's idea was it that blind people would be driving, let alone be capable of finding the bank?
Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40 minute sax solo.
According to my neighbor's journal, I have "boundary issues."
Men go through 3 stages: Drinking from boobs, staring at boobs, and growing boobs.
Saw a Chinese Santa Claus in the mall today. At first I thought it pretty strange, but since all the toys come from China, that does seem to make perfect sense...
Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see YOU