I wonder how many inmates have tried to use Morgan Freeman's Shawshank speech in front of a parole board.
The tribal tattoo is the male version of a tramp stamp.
I'm happier than Paula Deen in a hot tub full of butter.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.
I was gonna be a history major, but there's really no future in it.
Cyberbilly
Confucius say wife who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.