No matter how many college degrees you have, there's a little British kid that sounds way smarter than you when they speak.
The letters T and G are really close on a keyboard. Related: I'm never ending a work email with "Regards" again.
My only requirement for a best friend is that they promise to show up and delete my browser history the minute I die.
Baby snakes probably throw a lot of hissy fits.
Congrats to Jay Z on his 100th problem.
At least a zombie would love me for my brain.
All a girl wants is a guy that can make her laugh, just not when he drops his pants.