The internet: Where the inane and stupid go head-to-head with the passionate and misinformed!
Do you think young girl squirrels ever date sewer rats to piss off their dads?
Last month my financial adviser said to invest in alcohol and drugs in this economy. This morning I found out he meant companies.
I really need a nephew so I have an excuse to watch Sesame Street and play with these Ninja Turtles.
Now that I'm older, I'd kill to be grounded to my room for a week.
I watched the entire P-90X series and didn't lose a pound. What a scam.
If you love something set it free, if you hate something set it on fire.