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¿What if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish?
If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Monday.
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Great business Idea: Minding your own...
I don't normally poop with the door open, but I don't want to miss the in flight movie
The day Facebook shows how many times we have viewed someone's profile we are all screwed!
It's easier to get into hell than to heaven because there's only a stairway to Heaven, but a highway to Hell.
When I said I like it rough I was talking about the sex, not the whole entire relationship...
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