I made a penis out of Legos. A literal cock block.
You'll notice you never see sweatpants with "Classy" written across the butt.
The iPhone 5c, named after the hourly pay rate of its assemblers.
The only bad thing about my seven figure salary is that it includes a decimal point.
I will probably die as a result of being sarcastic to the wrong person at the wrong time.
When I die, I'd like someone to keep updating my Facebook for me just to freak people out. Things like, "Hey, who knew they had a Chipotle up here?"
Amigo
Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.