The reason why grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common enemy.
Me, stalk?! No, I just observe.. behind a tree.. at night.
1 of 3 people have OCD. Look at the person on your left. Now at the person on your right. Now at the person on the left. Now on your right.
Olive Garden says "When you're here, you're family." What a load of bull. Not one waiter has came up to me, drunk, saying I'll never amount to anything.
Circles are completely pointless.
I used to work at a bakery. It was a crumby job, but I made a lot of dough.
Living with a toddler is like using a blender with no lid.