Netflix is raising rates again? Man, whoever's password I'm using has got to be pissed!
Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didn't know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years.
I am having a weird day, first I found a hat full of money, then I got chased by a guy with a guitar.
Ever wondered, "What would happen if a marshmallow peep got hit by a train?" We did.
When I explained Twitter to my mother she said, "Sounds like group therapy where no one's getting better." Well played, Mom. Well played.
What I hate about pasta is how they change the shape and act like it's a different food. I'm out to expose the fraud.
Just called Rosetta Stone customer service and had to press 47 for English.