I fear that the next time we will see this level of cooperation in Congress, there will be a giant asteroid involved.
It didn't bother me when my parents told me I was a mistake until they also told me that I was adopted.
Not to brag but my new mistress is a lingerie model. Ok, fine, mannequin. But she doesn't talk much and I like that.
Gay guys still undress women with their eyes, but just so they can dress them back up in fabulous outfits.
I can be up bright or early. Pick one.
Popsicle sticks: $1. caramel: $3. onion: $4. watching your friends bite into a caramel onion thinking its an apple: priceless.
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality then any other mammal. Well, that explains Edward...