Why is it that the people that "tell it like it is" are always the people you never want hear anything from?
Cyberbilly
Hospitals don't like it when you unplug things to charge your phone without asking first.
I'm at Walmart. I'm not buying anything, I just needed a reminder that there are bigger disasters than me.
Clapping: Repeatedly high-fiving yourself for someone else's accomplishments.
The guy who invented wet t-shirt contests probably has no idea that shirts can just be taken off.
My ex is going to make someone very happy one day but completely miserable the rest of the time.
Whoever said "sticks and stones may break your bones but words will never hurt you" has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.