Funny Statuses

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.
I just want to read, have a snack, then take a nap. Basically, I just want to be in kindergarten again.
#17567
User Avatar
Kristian Alekov
I bet Canada feels like they are living in the apartment above a Meth Lab.
Wonders skinny people go skinny dipping so does that mean fat people go chunky dunking ? I love u Travis…
I've been in line for way longer than expected. I'd probably be inside by now if these Emo kids weren't such cutters.
Listen lady, the sign says, "No shoes, no shirt, no service." It doesn't say anything about pants.
How pissed do you think homeless people get when the song "Mo Money, Mo Problems" comes on?
Top Users
  • User Avatar
    Xyuppi
  • User Avatar
    Cyberbilly
  • User Avatar
    Amigo
  • User Avatar
    Novell
  • User Avatar
    Florida
Share
Looking for more laughs? Check out Jokes for Dad!

× Error! Your nomination was declined. You may only nominate 10 posts per hour!
× Success! Your nomination was accepted. The post will be considered for the Hall Of Fame!