Amigo
I've never been skydiving, but I've zoomed in on Google Earth really really fast.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.
Amigo
Why do baby clothes have pockets?
Novell
The condoms need to be located in the f*cking baby aisle Next to the 30 dollar diapers and 20 dollar formula can
I've dieted and worked out enough to realize that the only way I'm getting smokin' hot is by getting cremated.
One of the guys I work with overdosed on Viagra. His wife's been taking it pretty hard.
The object of golf is to play the least amount of golf.