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Any psychic who dies from anything other than old age sucks.
I'm CDO, it's like OCD but it's in the right order like it should be
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The nice thing about living in the southern U.S. is that "He needed killing" is a valid legal defense.
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It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.
I hit a new low today and used a cheat code on Wii Fit
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Before I could even offer a plea bargain, the judge pronounced us man and wife.
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Cyberbilly
When I'm in a good mood I act like I'm I'm in a bad mood so nobody approaches me and ruins my good mood.
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