Kristian Alekov
Security at every level of the airport is insane until you get to baggage claim. Then it’s like take whatever bag you want.
The world cant end on Saturday....my milk expires on Sunday. O.O
Wow... the media is hard on Weiner
Checking MySpace is like checking your underwear after a fart. There's probably nothing, but there's a slight chance it has something new.
Ripping a phone book in half isn't as impressive now that everyone dropped their landlines.
Stop taking the little things for granted. If Super Mario ever saw just half of what you were dumping in that Coinstar™ he'd crap his pants.
If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you.