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Nillers_
Let's be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
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Nillers
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
"I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo" - Said no Juan ever
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
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Novell
I can't imagine a better slogan for a glasses company than, "Buy our glasses if you ever want to see your children again."
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