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#3824
Nillers_
Let's be honest. If God wanted us to be vegetarians, he would have made cows faster.
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#4007
The phrase "Go see your Ford dealer" means something completely different in Canada than the United States.
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#4108
Nillers
There are 364 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable.
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#4232
I believe in equality. If we have five days of work, then we should have five day weekends as well.
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#6435
"I don't celebrate Cinco de Mayo" - Said no Juan ever
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#8583
Does swimming in debt count as cardio?
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#13496
Novell
I can't imagine a better slogan for a glasses company than, "Buy our glasses if you ever want to see your children again."
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