I just don’t understand why Flo from Progressive needs to have an apron on to sell car insurance.
If your kids didn't like hunting for eggs they wouldn't be here.
If money grew on trees, Congress would actually care about the environment.
I just helped a really old person put their groceries in my car.
Xyuppi
If my ceiling fan could hold my weight, I'd never be bored again.
Florida
Wal-mart closing 269 stores in 2016, putting 16 cashiers out of work
The fact there’s a highway to hell and only a stairway to heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.