Playing the Canadian version of Angry Birds. It's called: Sorry-for-the Misunderstanding Birds.
I had a threesome last night. A couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
My house isn't messy. It's custom designed by a toddler.
"Slow and steady wins the race." Unless it's one of those weird races that puts an emphasis on speed
Cris
It bothers me when I see tax money wasted on signs telling deer where to cross the road.
I've just been accused of being 'a plagiarist'! Their words, not mine.
I was wondering why my doctor gave me LSD for my constipation, then I saw a dragon and crapped myself