I just turned my keyboard upside down and shook it over my desk and now I don't have to go grocery shopping for at least two weeks.
Cyberbilly
Last night I saw a documentary about beavers. Best dam show I ever watched.
I don't know why the cops arrested me for indecent exposure. The sign only said "Shirts and Shoes required."
Cris
Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love. Sure, if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic.
Oh you just put lotion on? You're not going anywhere. - Doorknob
I would like to join whatever weight loss program my wallet is on because its working wonders
Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers.