Police Scanner just reported a drunk naked idiot wearing snow boots, singing free bird, riding a lawn mower down the highway!
I just saw a book called "Twitter For Dummies." That seems about right.
It's odd how they name storms, but they don't name calms. There's a gentle breeze this morning. I think I'll call him Doug.
I have sexdaily! Crap, I mean dyslexia.
Saying "your mom" is like the easiest joke...but then again..so is your mom.
Thanks to Facebook's "People I May Know" section, I get a constant reminder of "People I Want Nothing To Do With."
Pixar created a better love story in 8 minutes in the movie Up, than Twilight did in 4 books.