How the hell can Dora call herself an explorer if she only goes to places already on the map?
Taking your pants off is a good way to let someone know you feel comfortable in their home.
Kristian Alekov
If Trump wins I'm leaving the country. If Hillary wins I'm leaving the country. This is not a political post, I just want to go on vacation.
Tom
Just burned 2000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap.
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
All I ask is that if we arm the teachers, that the librarians get silencers.
Florida
A friend lost two fingers in saw accident. He asked the surgeon if he would be able to write with that hand. Surgeon replied: Maybe, but I wouldn’t count on it.