Toilet paper is a perfect example of how "you don't know what you got 'til it's gone."
One of my many excellent qualities is how humble I am
I don't get why people find drunk texts so annoying. You're the person they're thinking about, even when their brain can't function properly.
Cyberbilly
I want my casket to have a crank on it that plays the jack-in-box music.
You say pervert stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
The internet is full of cats because dog people actually go outside.
I'd watch NASCAR if Hot Wheels designed the tracks.