Movies are so unrealistic. This guy’s using his computer to access an alien ship & not once has it asked if he wants to upgrade Adobe Reader…
Xyuppi
I got carded at the liquor store. While getting my ID out my Blockbuster card fell out. He laughed and said "Never mind."
a monkey sucking penis is funny in every language!
I don't mind when older folks decide to relax and slow down. I just wish they wouldn't do it in their cars.
Not taking Standard and Poor's seriously until they downgrade Ke$ha to Ke¢ha.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.
It's not a popular superpower, but the ability to bleed from your ears on command would be a good way to get out of a lot of conversations.