A big nose is no excuse to not wear a mask. I still wear pants.
Do they make "Kiss the meth cook" aprons? I wanna get a housewarming present for the inbred rednecks moving into the trailer next door.
If Voldemort asks a series of intrusive questions, is he still considered nosy?
Have you ever wondered why you can always read your doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription?
It's strange that Kermit was the Muppet who sang "It ain't easy being green" and not Oscar, the filthy homeless one.
Karate seems like a good skill to have if you're ever attacked by a stack of boards.
Her: "I look good today. All the men have been staring at me all day." Me: "People stare at horrific car crashes, too."