This vodka tastes a lot like I'm not going into work tomorrow.
All of those "Keep Calm" parodies are starting to make me angry...
Cris
The first rule of condescending club is really kinda complex and I don't think you'd understand it even if I explained it to you.
The difference between my "walking" and my "running" is mostly just arm movements.
VSnake
You know, they got a luggage store in the airport? A place to buy a piece of luggage? How late do you have to be for a flight where you’re like, ‘Screw it – just grab a pile of stuff. We’ll get a bag at the airport’.
Facebook is like a nude beach. Everybody lets everything hang out, and you really don't want to see a lot of it...
Cris
The FAA has now banned tweezers aboard airplanes. Personally I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.