I think unmarked police cars is false advertising.
Here is an Easter time saving tip - don't waste time coloring the eggs. It will make them easier to hide in the snow...
Cris
Nothing says "My life isn't going exactly as I planned" quite like being at Wal-Mart at 1am.
Every time I hear Van Halen's "Hot For Teacher," I can't help but hope he wasn't home schooled.
Got my night planned. Taking the DirecTV remote outside, change the neighbor's channel to purchase porn, and watch him scramble to stop it.
If you have a pre-schooler go to sleep tonight secure in the knowledge that your kid's teacher knows EVERYTHING about you.
I should have known my son was stealing from his road construction job, but every time I came home I guess I just ignored all the signs.