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Wtf? The neighbor came knocking at my door at 2:30 in the morning. Luckily for him I was still up playing drums.
I was good at math before they decided to mix the alphabet with it.
I smashed open my piggy bank earlier. I've got just about enough in it to buy a new piggy bank.
When people ask me what's the one thing I'd bring to a deserted island is, I think its pretty obvious. A boat...
I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.
The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.
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