I went for a 6 mile run tonight. The police are getting in much better shape these days
Cyberbilly
Arguing with a person who has rejected the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
A search party sounds like a fun way to look for someone.
Cyberbilly
Why would I ever pay to go to a NASCAR event when I could get drunk beside the interstate and cheer on cars for free?
Sometimes it’s just easier to eat the last slice of pizza than fit the box in the fridge.
You don't realize how inappropriate your favorite TV show is until your mom comes in to watch it with you.
Why does the person who snores always fall asleep first?