Amigo
Tampon commercials create an unrealistic expectation of how much fun it is to be around menstruating women.
Cyberbilly
I think on my deathbed I'll tell everyone "pray for me". Then I'll give them an envelope to be opened after die with a note inside that says "Pray harder next time."
It's okay password, I'm insecure too.
There was a glorious time, before social media, when you would just lose touch with people.
I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won to which I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."
I'd like to test the theory that money can't buy you happiness.
Kristian Alekov
I never thought I’d reach a point in my life where my hands have consumed more alcohol than my mouth.