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It's not called stalking it's called observing. Oh and by the way your almost out of shampoo.
I can see my breath today. Which means it's either cold out here or I need a better mouthwash.
Whenever I feel like I'm behind w/ technology, I remind myself that people are still calling radio stations to request songs.
I am undefeated in the arguments I have with people in my head.
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Dave Asten
I’m not afraid of hard work. You can tell by the way I fight it.
My mom and dad just told me that I was adopted... last week by another family.
I think I'm the only person that understands that "hacking" doesn't mean getting on someone's facebook that they're already signed in to
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