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Dear clever comeback, could you come BEFORE the argument is over.
If Justin Beiber and Rebecca Black were drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
Cocaine dealers are always sticking their business in other people's noses.
How much do you think Tom would freak out if we all went back to MySpace right now?
Perhaps Voldermort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonald's drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie.
I hate people that ask questions even though they already know the answer.. Teachers are the worst.
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