I had a girlfriend who was narcoleptic. She claimed she got it from me. But, God knows how many guys she slept with.
Tomorrow is less than an hour away in my time zone, so screw you Annie. Tomorrow is not always a day away.
I can find inspiration in almost anything. Granted, it may be the inspiration to punch someone but it's still pretty powerful.
I've heard of women that aren't crazy, but I've also heard of unicorns.
Hey Jack, Jumping over a candlestick isn't all that impressive. The cow jumped over the freaking moon.
It's difficult to have a committed relationship with a schizophrenic. They're always seeing other people.
I think guys that wear Speedos should have to wear the bikini top too.