Maybe the T-Rex is mad all the time because his parents never hugged him.
At this point, it's impossible to "keep calm" and remember to do all the things those signs tell us to do.
and on the 7th day while God was resting Satan created the Kardashian family.
The worst part of owning an invisibility cloak is trying to remember where you hung it up.
Cyberbilly
If you see me smiling, it means I'm up to no good. If you see me laughing, I've already done it.
Cris
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments
My new years resolution was to lose 30 pounds by the end of summer. I've only got 40 pounds to go.