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Birth control pills should be for men. It makes much more sense to unload a gun, than to shoot at a bulletproof vest.
The only thing standing between me and greatness is millions of people who are more talented and want it more.
A picture used to say a thousand words, before Photoshop and strategic cell phone angles
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Technically, I never really lost my mind. It just got scared and ran away.
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I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then.
Sarcasm is a body’s natural defense against stupid.
I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.
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