Cyberbilly
Dear Google: Please stop being like my wife. Kindly let me complete my sentence before you start to give me suggestions.
Santa goes to your house, down your chimney, and watches you while you sleep and everyone adores him. But I do it ONE time...
Just watched a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes and I thought: 'Wow! Dogs are easily entertained"... Then I realized, I was watching a dog chase its tail for 5 minutes.
Willow Smith is 11 years old and has a tongue piercing, half of her hair shaved off, and is claiming to be bisexual? Sounds like somebody needs to move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
This is part your fault too. Don’t tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
My daughter has decided to become a vegetarian. I'm frying bacon.
Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their reactions.