United Airlines was just voted number one in Chinese takeout!
I find it hilarious and sad that the Walgreens near my house keeps thier socks and underwear in a locked case. Hilarious bacause people need to ask to buy underwear and sad cause that many people needed to steal underwear.
The woman drowned her husband in the washing machine? I guess you could say she must have been quite... *puts on shades* agitated. YEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHH
Marriage is a life sentence. Unlike prison however, the way to get out early is BAD behavior.
Crowd surfing makes crop dusting even more enjoyable and effective.
I was told to wear loose fitting clothes to my exercise class. If I had loose fitting clothes, I wouldn't need the exercise class.
So, in America it's called 'Cotton Candy' and in Britain it's called 'Candy Floss'... guys, I think I've found the reason for the bad teeth.