Cyberbilly
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.
I don’t write children’s books because the last page would always say: "Now shut up and go to sleep."
I can almost always tell when a movie doesn't use real dinosaurs.
I'm getting tired of having to write "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of all my e-mails. Maybe I should just get an iPhone.
The amount of people who confuse "to" and "too" is amazing two me.
Based on the living conditions, I think Sochi thought they were hosting The Hunger Games instead of The Olympics.
If you try to pronounce “lmao” you sound like a french cat.