Just took a shower. You have no idea how hard it was to sneak that thing out of Home Depot.
We have ways of making you talk. What we really need is a way to make you shut up.
Sex is like high school .. you miss a period & you're in trouble.
I'm not at a Home Depot but I'm surrounded by a bunch of complete tools right now.
GOOD: Getting a 'thinking of you' card in the mail. BAD: The card is from the IRS.
I'm going to buy you a condom for your head, because if you're going to act like one. You might as well dress like one.
If "you break it, you buy it" and an underage shopper breaks a bottle of wine, are they allowed to pay for it?