I look so peaceful when my kids are sleeping.
Clearly Obama flunked his first term since he's being forced to repeat it again.
What if the stickers are the only thing made in China?
I don't get why people pay $400 a month in child support. According to the commercials, you can feed a kid for 35 cents a day.
I think it's good that these high school kids keep asking celebrities to be their prom dates. Let them learn early that life is disappointing.
DaddyButter
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
DaddyButter
I want the job where you push scared skydivers out of planes.