If a couple in love is called Love Birds, then is a couple who fights with each other called Angry Birds?
Cyberbilly
Apparently it was a bad idea to ask Siri "What to women want?" She has been talking nonstop for the last two days and it doesn't look like she is going to shut up any time soon.
I often worry that mankind is going to start World War III soley because we enjoy trilogies.
I'll tell you what a woman wants. She wants you to drag her to the bedroom, toss her down, and do the dishes and laundry while she takes a nap.
I’m surprised more people don’t Photoshop a cleaner house into the background of their pictures.
She told me she eats fruit when she’s hungover because it has more water than water.
I don't care what it's about, Parent Trap is a horror movie because there's two Lindsay Lohans.