Nobody sleeps more soundly than a cartoon sheriff with a ring of keys hanging from his pocket.
I don't dance anymore because the last time I did it they thought I was having a seizure, and called the paramedics.
"When the hell did i say all that?" -Simon
You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.
Dave Asten
Prison is peculiar. All the pros are cons.
I always go the extra mile. The restraining order says I have to.
Two older men robbed a drug store and stole a year supply of viagra. The cops are looking for some hardened criminals.