We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
Spanish class taught me just enough to engage Spanish-speaking people in the worst conversation they've ever had.
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked, or homeless?
That fake laugh you make when you dont understand what someone just told you.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes sex drive by 95% - it's called Wedding Cake
Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, bitching about the person they hired.
Novell
Men look at a woman’s behind and think “Wow! What an ass.” Women look at a man’s face and think the very same thing.