Facebook went public, because even they couldn't figure out the Privacy Settings.
Cyberbilly
Last night we were in bed and I asked my wife "What would you like to do to my body more than anything else?" She said "Identify it."
Let's take a moment to thank God for not having spiders fly!
Michael Mendoza
I wonder if people in wheel chairs get depressed when they listen to stairway to heaven.
Cyberbilly
Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand and not his ass or he'd have shot out a web every time he farted.
Cyberbilly
Let's all pause for a moment of silence for all of those people stuck in traffic going to the gym to ride a stationary bicycle.
Why isn't the iPhone's battery life called "Apple Juice"?