If I talk dirty to my laundry, will it do itself?
Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 467 words. Slightly more in Canada.
The most awkward place to run into a homeless person is on your way to a Coinstar machine.
Burned almost a thousand calories with the elliptical machine today. Moved it into the basement, that thing is heavy!
The Swiss must've been pretty confident in their chances of victory if they included a corkscrew in their army knife.
How are middle schoolers sexually active? I wasn't even socially active. I'm still not socially active.. I'm not even active.
Reading a magazine waiting at the checkout and was told, “this is not a library”, so I read it out loud.