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Ale-alejandro, Papa-paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone...Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
I hope that Jessica Biel someday has a son, and names him "Batmo".
The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
I'm fine with the Heritage for the Blind asking for donations, but I really have to question why they would ask people to donate cars to them.
I drink my coffee out of a clear mug so people know where my tolerance level is at.
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What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller.
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