Dave Asten
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
Dating your ex again is like buy your clothes back from GoodWill...There's a reason you got rid of it in the first place .
thejew0001
When a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to a man it's $3.15 per min...
I wish the Mayans predicted the end of the world to be before finals week.
I wish the minutes after hitting the snooze button lasted as long as microwave minutes.
You don't know broke until you've rinsed off a paper plate.
When I'm bored I like to call in sick to places I don't work for. I'm getting written up at Kohls.