And with the first overall pic of the Rapture Draft, God selects...Macho Man Randy Savage. Ooohhhh yeeaaahhhhhh
The easiest way for me to tell if a woman is really listening to me is if she rolls her eyes.
A mixed feeling is when you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
I'm gonna start a band called "free beer" so that when people see a sign that says free beer @9pm everyone will be there.
My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.
If good things come to those who wait isn't procrastination a virtue?
I miss my ex a lot... but my aim is getting better.