If we all go to jail for downloading music, I just hope we're split up by the genre.
Michael Mendoza
R2-D2 from Star Wars, still holds the record for most curse words in a movie.
I went line dancing last night. Well it was a roadside sobriety test, same thing.
Cyberbilly
They're not "Used Cars" anymore, they're "Pre-owned" I suggest "Divorce" be changed to "Pre-Loved."
I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life if I die on Wednesday.
The way my dog acts, you'd think their entire family was murdered by a vacuum cleaner.
The longer I stay at home, the more homeless I look.