My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical.
I just want this year to end already, so i can go into all the stores and move "2012" to the comedy section.
Dave Asten
Don't make fun of a fat guy with a lisp. He's probably thick and tired of it.
I put the sexy in dyslexia.
I've got Mila Kunis' autograph! It's on a restraining order, but still....
My wife is going to the hair salon today. For the next few hours I'll be practicing my reaction.
Cyberbilly
I don't trust joggers. They're the ones that always find dead bodies. I'm no detective. I'm just sayin'.