A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you'll ever hear. Unless it's 3 AM, you're home alone, and you don't have a baby.
If there isn't a Chinese millionaire that's changed their name to Cha Ching, then I don't see the point of money.
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors..
Fun thing to do: Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on peoples cars saying "sorry for the damage" and watch them look for it.
My penis was in the Guinness book of World Records. Then the librarian told me I had to take it out before she called security.
If tried, I hope Weiner gets a stiff sentence.
Steve Jobs is getting his own comic book. It appears DC comics decided The Flash needed a new nemesis.