Michael Mendoza
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Menstruation jokes are just not funny. Period.
Some people are like slinkys, they're not all that nice, but they do bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
"Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up!" ... said no one, ever.
When in doubt, mumble.
Normally, having a pillow fight used to be fun, until "Memory Foam" made an appearance.
Nolan Erickson
I wonder what happens when a doctor’s wife eats an apple a day.